

Title: Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend
Year: 2024
Rating: 5.3
Cast: Morgana Ignis, Abigail Thorn, Brandon Rogers, Christine DiTillio, VonDexter Montegut II
Description: Forget sparkling vampires; Valentina Vee’s “Dracula’s Ex-Girlfriend” plunges into the messy, darkly comedic aftermath of a toxic relationship with the undead. Morgana Ignis and Abigail Thorn deliver powerhouse performances as two women grappling with the lingering shadow of Count Dracula, their shared past a simmering cauldron of blood, betrayal, and surprisingly relatable anxieties. The film masterfully balances gothic horror with sharp wit, exploring themes of codependency and the enduring scars of manipulative relationships. While the chemistry between Ignis, Thorn, Rogers, DiTillio, and Montegut II crackles, the film's true strength lies in its unflinching portrayal of female trauma and the complex journey towards healing. This isn't your grandma's vampire flick; it's a poignant exploration of love, loss, and the surprisingly messy business of breaking up with a centuries-old bloodsucker.